American Horror Story 13 By Lola Louise

September 29, 2026

Everyone knows the best seasons were 1-4, there’s a few later exceptions like Cult, 1984 & Apocalypse. Here we are, the unluckiest number but lucky for some, 13. 3 episodes are out and I’ve watched them all. We have returning cast and characters crossing all over.

I’m sorry but it’s actually bad so far. I don’t know what anyone was thinking. Loads of it doesn’t make sense. Nothing actually ties together in the way it should. Like, are we supposed to care? The charm of what made characters likeable is gone. The sets we loved, well, they’re not really there. There’s barely any action. It’s a snooze fest. I am more tired after forcing myself through the 3 episodes.

I know this season was supposed to be linked with Scream Queens hinting that it would be back but that idea got scrapped. I feel like this should have been done still, Chanel no.2 wasn’t even that important, it feels like Ariana was being used to make the show relevant again. She dropped out.

I remember Season 1 like it was yesterday, this is nowhere near good enough. The last 3 or 4 seasons have sucked and I couldn’t force myself through them. Please Ryan, call it quits already. You’re flogging a dead horse. Also, don’t ruin glee by bringing it back.

Apocalypse has the most links to this season, technically, it feels bland. Apocalypse was so good that everyone was on the edge of their seats every week trying to get answers of what was going on, it was full of action.

I haven’t aged out of horror but horror has truly stopped being scary or good. It was character driven and these ones are being driven into the ground, literally. There’s been loads of hype everywhere for months online and it is considerably underwhelming. People will tell me I should give it a chance, I tried that with others and it did not improve.

I think the OCD 13 storyline could have been done better, it’s like they wanted to do Final Destination at the beginning. We all know how that goes. They bring in Madelaine Petsch into the franchise and kill her off. She had potential. She could return in unreleased episodes as the dead tend to lurk and never die. Like, I’m sorry, she deserves better than more Riverdale style writing. I said what I said. It’s like they copied and pasted Cheryl Blossom, made her love the number 13 instead of the colour red. Same bitchy persona too.

Another Ryan Murphy fail.

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