Most countries take the Eurovision Song Contest seriously, but that seriousness splits into two approaches: an attempt at an earnest traditionally good song or mining the most batshit thing you can find.

The UK has mostly done the former in recent years. Unfortunately we’re not very good at it and one of the great questions about Eurovision is how a country like Britain, with such a wealth of musical talent at every level, keeps entering sub average tat stage managed by a sixth form college.

Well, someone’s taken a bold decision and we’re pleased to announce that Look Mum No Computer has come up with something fun and marvellously mental.

Finally.

It might not win, but at least the vibe checks out.

Not sure how he’s got the lyrics past the suits given the implications, but hey.