Britney Spears has gone spectacularly odd and claims 100m record

By MediaMonkey

March 26, 2020
Britney Spears has hit the news again today, and sadly it’s once again because she’s acting oddly. This time it’s so bizarre as to be comical, because she’s claiming she’s beaten Usain Bolt’s 100m running record.
 
By 4 seconds.
 
Now the news she shaved 0.001 off would be crazy enough but she says she did 5.97 and this isn’t a typo as she said “Ran my first 5 !!!! Getting over your fear of pushing it in the beginning is key …. once I did that I hit 5 !!!!! Usually I run 6 or 7 …. my first try was 9 …. and now I did it whoop !!!!! 100 meter dash!!!!!”
 
It’s a shame the Olympics are cancelled because Britney could have gone along and… well, not done this.

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