Cradle of Filth to release their own tea
At some point, we all get older and our tastes change. Let us take Cradle of Filth, who once delighted in terrorising middle England and are now releasing a brand of tea, and it doesn’t matter how they want to dress that up.
So how are they dressing it up? Satanic tea obviously. Produced by a company called Pitch Black North, there are two varieties, Dark Blood and Sweetest Malefica Tea.
As the band put it: “If anything this weird space of time known as ‘lockdown’ has taught us, is that literally everything can be mollified with a really good cup of tea.”
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