Dave have awarded their annual ‘Best Joke of the Edinburgh Fringe’, and the winner is from comedian Lorna Rose Treen.
We’re always a but wary about repeating comics material, but Dave seem to have permission to publish their top ten jokes, so here is the winner and the other nine:
1. I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah – Lorna Rose Treen
2. The most British thing I’ve ever heard? A lady who said ‘Well I’m sorry, but I don’t apologise.’ – Liz Guterbock
3. Last year I had a great joke about inflation. But it’s hardly worth it now – Amos Gill
4. When women gossip we get called bitchy; but when men do it’s called a podcast – Sikisa
5. I thought I’d start off with a joke about The Titanic – just to break the ice – Masai Graham
6. How do coeliac Germans greet each other? Gluten tag – Frank Lavender
7. My friend got locked in a coffee place overnight. Now he only ever goes into Starbucks, not the rivals. He’s Costa-phobic – Roger Swift
8. I entered the ‘How not to surrender’ competition and I won hands down – Bennett Arron
9. Nationwide must have looked pretty silly when they opened their first branch – William Stone
10. My grandma describes herself as being in her “twilight years” which I love because they’re great films – Daniel Foxx
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