Secret set season is officially open!

Glastonbury published their set times today, and although this is supposed to be the full lineup there’s a few big TBAs on the chart, and that means secret sets.

On the one extreme of the rumours is Pulp, who must surely be nailed on as they’re the obvious hole in the festival’s lineup.

On the other extreme is Lady Gaga… well we can hope.

Haim is another strong contender.

Now if you really want to go down the secret set rabbit hole, there’s a band no body has ever heard of called Patchwork on the Pyramid stage on Saturday from 6 till 7, so… what does Patchwork stand for?