Matt Healy has made a career of acting like an enormous idiot, and now he’s issued a blanket apology for everyone he’s “hurt” while trying to play the “character role of 21st Century rock star.”

“Because some of my actions have hurt some people, I apologise to those people, and I pledge to do better moving forward,” he said, “You see, as an artist, I want to create an environment for myself to perform where not everything that I do is taken literally… Sometimes playing pretend is the only way you can truly find out who you are… And you could probably also say that men would rather do offensive impressions for attention than go to therapy.”

Is this enough?