At the time of writing, there are eight candidates standing for leadership of the Tory party, and one of them will become Prime Minister. They’ve ignored our calls for a Thunderdome, and having them in the Jungle would only result in Nadine eating kangaroo anus again, so there’s going to be a vote. And dirty tricks.

Surely not dirty tricks you say… well last time there was an election like this, it was strongly rumoured a candidate put masses of bets on themselves to win, pushing them up in the odds and making them look popular. Tricksy. But we’re not talking about that today.

No, we’re talking about the very real fact (at time of writing) that Nadhim Zahawi is using NZ4PM as his leadership slogan. But if you go to NZ4PM.com, you’re redirected to rival Penny Mordaunt’s leadership page.

Yep, Nadhim’s people didn’t register the url. Penny’s did. Tricksy.