After a career of remarkable longevity, Lule announced she will be retiring this year after her current dates. That meant her April 17th London Palladium show would be her last ever…

…but there is a rumour her sign off will actually be at Glastonbury.

The Sun quotes an anonymous source, which normally mean they’ve just invented the whole story, who says “Lulu is going to be announced as a performer at Glastonbury next week,” they said. “It’s a massive deal for her and she can’t wait to play the Avalon stage.”

If this is just the usual Sun bullshit, Glastonbury should do it anyway.