Shakira attacked by wild boars
We see so much male violence against women that it’s almost a relief to see the headline ‘Shakira attacked’ end with ‘wild boar’. Now, it’s not funny obviously but… it turns out Shakira was indeed attacked by some feral pigs.
She was with her son in a park in Barcelona, where apparently these fuckers run about freely. Not only did they attack, they also destroyed her bag: “Look at how two wild boar which attacked me in the park have left my bag,” she said, “They were taking my bag to the woods with my mobile phone in it. They’ve destroyed everything.”
If you’re wondering what the fuck is going on, Barcelona has an honest to god wild boar problem, with hundreds of calls to the emergency services about the roaming nightmares each year. And we think we have it bad with that cat that shits in your garden.
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