Every so often a spoof Twitter account comes along and perfectly captures a moment. During the last week that’s happened again via Jurassic Park Updates (@JurassicPark2go), a series equally referential to the movies but tuned into modern culture, while brutally funny and horrific. We can’t imagine it’ll run for much longer, but enjoy it.
Here’s some greatest hits:
some of the dinosaurs aren’t even touching their lunches because they’re so full on guests
— Jurassic Park Updates (@JurassicPark2go) July 10, 2020
wow a dinosaur just tried to eat me. guests i can understand but staff should be off limits
— Jurassic Park Updates (@JurassicPark2go) July 14, 2020
We mostly tweet about the velociraptors and the t rex because we don’t know what the other ones are called
— Jurassic Park Updates (@JurassicPark2go) July 13, 2020
the dinosaurs have unionized
— Jurassic Park Updates (@JurassicPark2go) July 14, 2020
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