Charlie Brown is ‘on his way’. Cheers for the warning Charlie, it’s given us just enough time to double lock the doors and are prepare some dried turd buscuits to fling at your blithering idiot face. Without actually coming through X Factor, he’s tried to make an X Factor contestant song, which by anyones – even Cowell’s – standard is a rubbish thing to do. 160,000 youtube views may say different but hey! if UK folks weren’t stupid, What Happens in Kavos would be a program about sunbathing.