One of the convenient things about 2013 only being a couple of weeks old is that it allows for definites – in this case, that this is definitely the worst tune I’ve heard all year. I’m not saying that Perfect Replacement  is the worst song ever made, but I am saying that it’s cynical mix of ‘indie’ guitars, autotuned vocals masquerading as not-autotuned vocals, and dumb rave stodge is crapper than anything else that’s currently clogging up my inbox. If you listen to this and find yourself rating it, I’d hazard a guess that you’re stupid. Sorry, but there you have it.